From The Onion: my favorite is the “real baby” comment.

August 10, 2008

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Secondhand TV Distracts From Playtime

A new study demonstrates that when a television is on the background, children play about 5 percent less than without, thus impeding development of their attention spans. What do you think?

Asian ManBrian Dannan,
Cultural Liaison
“Good to know. That will keep my stepson from wrecking all the toys before we have our real baby.”
Old ManIan Weaver,
Furnace Installer
“They’re only distracted because the volume is too low. If you turn it up, they can stop moving around and really focus on the TV.”
Old WomanChristina Frewer,
Photographer
“Should children really be playing at such a young age in the first place?”

Entry Filed under: Random. Tags: Children, Funny, Humor, Satire, The Onion, TV.

1 Comment Add your own

  • 1. Joe Average  |  August 11, 2008 at 2:04 am

    “Should children really be playing at such a young age in the first place?”

    Help! I can’t stop laughing!

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